versacepromises:

britney spears is the reason we’re here today

dulect:

getting dressed up for a special event

trilgy:

the less u care the happier u will be

gaga-made-me-gay:

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

yes

marxferatu:

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

thetattedstoner:

When you open your heart to someone who never wanted it

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hagsville:

when starbucks fucks up my drink but I don’t ask them to remake it because I’m not an asshole

edens-blog:

perfecly:

Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.

is this metaphorical or are we talking about animal crossing because i

katara:

me flirting: I don’t want you to die